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(703): View more from Virginia

nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase

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(707): View more from California

tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?

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(701): View more from North Dakota

does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?

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(443): View more from Maryland

I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.

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(705): View more from Ontario

You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.

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(641): View more from Iowa

Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...

(202): View more from Washington, DC

He’s very straightforward

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