Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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