doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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