are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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