fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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