Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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