**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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