so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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