Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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