There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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