Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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