So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No subtext here. People are naked.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
i now understand why vodka
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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