Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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