its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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