So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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