Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
im holly from the hills drunk
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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