That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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