Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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