I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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