did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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