This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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