how hairy? two words: wookie tits
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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