She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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