Me too!
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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