She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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