Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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