If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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