You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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go home
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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