We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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