have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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