She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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