Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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