A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She's the barista slut.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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