Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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