This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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