He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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