I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Actions speak louder than pants.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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