No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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