Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
just tell him i said nine months
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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