living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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