My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize