i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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