no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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