i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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