that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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