Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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