I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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