puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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