i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
