she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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