y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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