Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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