yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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