we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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