I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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