I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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