Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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