Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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