i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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