he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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